Oysters with Diarrhea

Somebody needs to do this

>Go to a Sonic drive thru.
>Dressed up as Dr. Eggman.
>Order seven Chaos Emeralds.
>After they reject that, say “No way!  I can’t believe this!”
>Just order (onion) rings.
>Ask for two orders and say “You know what they say!  The more, the merrier!”
>As the delivery person walks over to the car, say “Can you make it over here, Sonic?”
>Call it a night.

If somebody does this and records it, my life will be complete and I can be satisfied with dying anytime.