Here, Nintendo, I Fixed the Mario Kart 7 Roster for You
MEDIUM CATEGORY:
-Mario
-Luigi
-Peach
-Daisy
-Yoshi
-Birdo
-Mallow
-Geno
LIGHT CATEGORY:
-Baby Mario
-Baby Luigi
-Toad
-Toadette
-Shy Guy
-Lakitu
-Diddy Kong
-Bowser Jr.
HEAVY CATEGORY:
-Donkey Kong
-Bowser
-Boom Boom
-Pom Pom
-Wario
-Waluigi
-Rosalina
-Lubba
DEPENDING ON HOW FAT YOU MADE IT:
-Mii
There we go. Twenty-four characters plus the Mii, eight within each weight category, each character is loved by more than three people (fat fetishes don’t count for the Honey Queen), took me about twenty minutes to think of it. Now hire me.
