February 2012
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Thoughts on Black & White 2 (Sort of)
And by thoughts, I mean speculation, because the only things we’ve seen so far were Kyurem’s new forms and the title of the games. I can’t complain because we know nothing about how Game Freak is handling this. There’s not enough information to form an opinion, so for those people that are throwing a hissy fit and jumping to conclusions about how much the game will...
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Writing Shitty FanFics on Purpose and Watching...
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Everyone on Finding Bigfoot is batshit insane. It’s like, when a leaf blows in the wind, they’re all like “DERES A SQUATCH IN DESE PARTS!” and like, if they hear a bird, it’s all like “DEM SQUATCHES ARE COMIN’!” It’s actually hilarious.
January 2012
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I Decided to Play Sonic Heroes after a Long Time...
Me: “I’m finally gonna get all the Chaos Emeralds this time!” *Plays third special stage* Me: “Fuck the Chaos Emeralds!”
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So the WiiU Might get a Name Change.
THANK. THE FUCKING. LORD.
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Why is Nobody Complaining about one of YouTube's...
I’m not talking about the design, I’m talking about the way the player works.
Now videos only load WHEN THEY’RE BEING PLAYED.
For those who have a bad internet connection, no more loading all the videos you want to watch in different tabs and saving them for when you’re done. Nope. Now you’re forced to watch every video with buffer every two seconds.
And even if...
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How to Make a Yogurt Commercial
>Find and film a fit black woman with an afro. >Done.
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Somebody needs to do this
>Go to a Sonic drive thru. >Dressed up as Dr. Eggman. >Order seven Chaos Emeralds. >After they reject that, say “No way! I can’t believe this!” >Just order (onion) rings. >Ask for two orders and say “You know what they say! The more, the merrier!” >As the delivery person walks over to the car, say “Can you make it over here, Sonic?”...
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What is this SOFA thing everyone's worried about?
I mean I have two in my living room. Is a place to sit really that bad?
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WHY. DOES EELEKTROSS. SOUND LIKE. A CHICKEN?
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I should Probably Give my 3DS Friend Code Out for...
1375 - 7198 - 9789
If you add me, make sure you tell me. Some people actually don’t, then wonder why I didn’t add them back.
Don’t worry, the only dicks I ever draw are Tracy and Cheney.
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December 2011
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I Just Started Skyward Sword. I had a Heart...
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Did This Happen to Anyone Else?
>Hears about Wii Motion Plus. >Decides not to get it until it’s needed. >Asks for Skyward Sword for Christmas. >Stupidly forgets to ask for Wii Motion Plus, too. >Buys Wii Motion Plus at GameStop USED after acquiring Skyward Sword. >Gets home after GameStop closes. >Realizes a jackass traded in a broken Wii Motion Plus.
IT’S OKAY I CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO PLAY...
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Why has Everything on Memebase's Front Page Been...
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SHUT UP NIKKI I KNOW HOW TO USE THE SLIDESHOW.
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>Uploads the crappiest piece I’ve made to DeviantART. >Gets favorites and comments quicker than anything else I’ve made. I don’t know how the world works anymore.
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There needs to be more YouTube Poops where...
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R.I.P. Kim Kardashian
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You Probably Thought the New Pokémon Game Revealed...
NOPE!
JUMP FESTA!
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Dear Skyrim Fans
Stop ruining Memebase.
Love, NicoCW.
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TheSpeedGamers' Zelda Marathon
Promoting another TSG marathon as usual. For those of you who don’t know who TheSpeedGamers are, they’re a group of gamers that host gaming marathons with commentary for charity. It’s non-stop gaming and commentary for a whole weekend. There’s also challenges, and getting the commentators to do ridiculous things if enough money is donated by a certain time. There is...
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Okay, Science Channel, Seriously
STOP AIRING THE DRAGON COMMERCIAL.
It’s FIVE MINUTES long, comes on too frequently, and is the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Just seeing it is starting to piss me off, and gives me the urge to change the channel.
Other than that, you do everything else right and I still love you.
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My Sonic Running Like an Idiot; Click for the Full... →
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I had a dream where I got a pet dolphin. I was so happy, and the dolphin was, too, as we were having so much fun swimming in our lake. Then somebody stole that dolphin, and I was crying while looking everywhere for it. I never found it.
I don’t know who this dicknose is, but if I ever see that cuntflap in real life, I will kick that motherfucker’s ass until each of his ribs turn into...
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Keldeo Officially Revealed by the Pokémon Company... →
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I just Realized Something
If you take communion… you’re basically turning Jesus into poop.
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CAN SOMEBODY CONFIRM IF THIS OFFICIAL SLENDER MAN...
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A Behind the Scenes Look into YouTube's HQ when... →
Anonymous asked: How are you liking Homestuck?
November 2011
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Here, Nintendo, I Fixed the Mario Kart 7 Roster...
MEDIUM CATEGORY:
-Mario -Luigi
-Peach -Daisy
-Yoshi -Birdo
-Mallow -Geno
LIGHT CATEGORY:
-Baby Mario -Baby Luigi
-Toad -Toadette
-Shy Guy -Lakitu
-Diddy Kong -Bowser Jr.
HEAVY CATEGORY:
-Donkey Kong -Bowser
-Boom Boom -Pom Pom
-Wario -Waluigi
-Rosalina -Lubba
DEPENDING ON HOW FAT YOU MADE IT: -Mii
There we go. Twenty-four characters plus the Mii, eight within each weight...
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So Apparently Waluigi Won't be in Mario Kart 7
OH BUT THE HONEY QUEEN WILL BE! SHE’S A FAN FAVORITE, RIGHT? RIGHT?
Wow, this roster is the worst yet. There are so many Mario characters they could use, but they’re resorting to common enemies.
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Dear Gaming Community
I DON’T CARE if Game Reviewer A gave Game B an X/10!
Just shut up about the reviews and enjoy the damn game!
Jesus Jump-Roping Christ!
It’s always “BUFFALO BILL OR WHOEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE GAVE SUPER MARIO SKINNY DIPPING AN 8.5/10 KILL HIM HE SUCKS!!!!!!”
WE GET IT OTHER PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THINGS YOU LIKE! GET OVER IT!
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