Hold on, mom, I gotta wish the internet a happy Earth Day using my factory-made computer, then I can help you move the couch and retreat back to my room for the rest of the night!
Xerneas is just the janitor of the Pokémon world.
The 420 trade-off.
I realize I overuse the word shit.
Because I can’t control the amount of shit that flies out of my mouth, I’m just going to identify as an ass. My pronouns are Rump/Rear/Assholeself.
Please use them when talking to me.
Did feminists complain about the Game Boy yet?
"Ooooh, look at that hat, I need to buy that hat!"
"HEY ASSHOLES, LOOK AT MY HAT!"
"…where the fuck’s my hat?"
My “newest” icon which is really just the same one but instead of a “Hahaha I’m a wise asshole!” face, it’s just a “What… the fuck am I even doing?” face. Nothing much to see here, move along.
It’s been about a month since you left me and it still hurts like it was only yesterday. Every time I pass the place where I first met you I get an awful feeling in my stomach, tears come to my eyes and I start thinking about all the things we could’ve been. I poured my entire heart into you and you left me for dead without even saying a word, nothing no notice at all. I knew you said our time was limited but I didn’t think you would just leave with out notice. I know I didn’t have much but I would’ve done anything to keep you around forever.
Smash Bros. fanbase reacting to fake leaks:
Hmm… this image is fake. The text is in Japanese, yet Jigglypuff is using its English name. Also, Wario is using the artwork he had in Mario Party 8. Plus, why would there only be one more new character? They definitely wouldn’t just leave one more character as a surprise for when the game comes out.
Pokémon fanbase reacting to fake leaks:
AAHHH I’M SO EXCITED FOR X AND Y!!!!! THE NEW KYOGRE EVOLUTION IS MY BABY!!!!! OMG A PRE-EVOLUTION FOR HAPPINY, IT’S SO CUTE uvu!!!!!!!!! AND THAT GYM LEADER, OH LAWDY, C’MERE, HOT STUFF, LET ME TIE YOU UP AND GIVE YOU KISSES =v=!!!!!!!!
They’re stuck in my Black, and can’t be be banked over to gen 6 or traded on the GTS because the game knows they’re hacked.
I remember going to an Easter Egg “Hunt” about seven or eight years ago held at some school, and all they did was put a pile of eggs in the middle of a field, then blew a whistle when it was time for the kids to run and get them. It was probably the dumbest thing on the planet.
I love Pixie Sticks because it’s like “Okay, let’s put sugar in a tube and sell it.”