Anonymous asked:

Maybe Spongebob can have the final smash Squidward torture porn. Squidward tries to have a relaxing day and as a result, all the other players attacks hurt him instead of Spongebob.

No, I got all this covered.

Spongebob’s Final Smash is Goofy Goober Rock where he plays the guitar up in the air and shoots lasers at the fighters.

Patrick’s Final Smash is to take Bikini Bottom and push it on top of the other fighters.

Squidward’s Final Smash makes him become Handsome Squidward.  Any foe that’s facing in Squidward’s direction will become stunned.

Sandy’s Final Smash is to transform into Hibernating Sandy, much like Little Mac transforms into Giga Mac.  Every time she attacks she says stuff like “I’m gonna get you, Dirty Dan!”

Mr. Krabs’ Final Smash is the Nasty Patty.  If he successfully throws it into a foe’s mouth, they’ll start flailing around and taking severe damage.

Plankton won’t be in Smash because he’s too small.

Flats is an Assist Trophy.  He kicks the foes’ butts.

Jellyfish appear as enemies in Smash Run.

The Krusty Krab is the main stage.  This is the stage’s default theme.  Bubble Bass appears as a boss character.  He tries to sit on the fighters.

The other Spongebob stage is Glove World.  Sometimes in Glove World, a hook will come down from the top of the stage.  If you hang on it for too long, you’re yanked up and lose a stock.

Krabby Patties are healing items.

The Orb of Confusion is another item.  If you throw it, it releases shockwaves around it when it lands.  Anyone who enters the shockwaves will be dizzy until the item disappears.

Anonymous asked:

That supposed SpongeBob leak for Sm4sh looks EXTREMELY photoshopped. If there were to be a new character, everything shifts to the right, so Lucina and Captain Falcon would be below the supposed newcomer space, due to newcomers taking up two blocks.
Are you questioning my uncle’s friend’s doctor’s son’s roommate who works for Nintendo?  Do you know who you’re dealing with?!
My uncle’s friend’s doctor’s son’s roommate who works for Nintendo quickly snapped a picture at work when the web designer for the American Smash Bros. website wasn’t looking.  It looks like Nintendo and Nickelodeon are teaming up to promote Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS and the new Spongebob Sponge out of Water movie!  Can’t wait!  What do you all think Spongebob’s moveset will be?

My uncle’s friend’s doctor’s son’s roommate who works for Nintendo quickly snapped a picture at work when the web designer for the American Smash Bros. website wasn’t looking.  It looks like Nintendo and Nickelodeon are teaming up to promote Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS and the new Spongebob Sponge out of Water movie!  Can’t wait!  What do you all think Spongebob’s moveset will be?

It’s going to bother me non-stop if I don’t figure out why 7-11 is in at least 50% of my dreams.

A few months ago, I had the only 7-11 dream that centered around 7-11 rather than just being part of it.  It had this new flavor of burrito that I was really excited about.  The 7-11 in that dream was in a shopping center, but it was one of those small shopping center buildings that was right next to the main road rather than being in the back like the other shops.

Months later after that, a friend and I were driving somewhere.  We drove past a shopping center, and I saw that EXACT 7-11 in my dreams.  Is that where all the answers lie?  Is my destiny to be determined inside that 7-11?  Has something been calling me, urging me to go to that specific 7-11?

If that’s the case, my life is one big joke.  People have life-changing experiences during near-death situations or far away from home during long, epic trips.  Me?  Oh, just go to 7-11.

Alas, once I get back on my feet, I’m going to that 7-11.  Maybe I’ll have my 3DS with me and a Sudowoodo in my party.  I never tend to believe in this superstitious nonsense, but fuck it, there’s too much about dreaming and the human mind we don’t know and what it’s gonna hurt?

I had a dream last night that I wanted to go fishing for whatever reason.  So I had to plan out where to go to get the materials.  I said to myself “I can get a long enough stick in the grass world, bait in the volcano world, now where do I get string?”
So I was already in the volcano world, and there was a long enough stick just sitting on the ground.  Then I had to go to the top of the volcano to find very, very good bait.  They looked like little red balls.  So then I went to find some string.  And what other place to get string then some kids house?
So me and a bunch of other people I’m not sure if I knew were at this kid’s house.  He was a very bad kid.  I can’t clearly remember what he did, but he did some undesirable things and everyone was yelling at him.  Then his dad came home, he got scared, and everyone left.
Remember when I was trying to find fishing equipment?  Well that’s not important anymore.  Instead, me and those other people went to the lava world (which was different than the volcano world).  It looked like a futuristic city that ran on lava and it was really hot there.  So where was my first destination in the lava world?
7-11.
Me and somebody were stocking up there.  I bought a pack of Doritos Loaded, a couple of other things I forget, and a back of Twix I planned to use as fishing bait.  I was taking so long to pick what I wanted that the guy at the counter just told me to leave with what I have.
Then we went to the cyber world.  It was this futuristic city that had so much technology that there was just pools of radiation on the ground that we had to avoid.  We had to go somewhere else, then we ended up in this closet full of wires.  I was just like “Nope, we’re gonna get electrocuted.”  Then I woke up.
Apple juice really does make dreams more vivid and I’m sure it’s not just the placebo effect.

I had a dream last night that I wanted to go fishing for whatever reason.  So I had to plan out where to go to get the materials.  I said to myself “I can get a long enough stick in the grass world, bait in the volcano world, now where do I get string?”

So I was already in the volcano world, and there was a long enough stick just sitting on the ground.  Then I had to go to the top of the volcano to find very, very good bait.  They looked like little red balls.  So then I went to find some string.  And what other place to get string then some kids house?

So me and a bunch of other people I’m not sure if I knew were at this kid’s house.  He was a very bad kid.  I can’t clearly remember what he did, but he did some undesirable things and everyone was yelling at him.  Then his dad came home, he got scared, and everyone left.

Remember when I was trying to find fishing equipment?  Well that’s not important anymore.  Instead, me and those other people went to the lava world (which was different than the volcano world).  It looked like a futuristic city that ran on lava and it was really hot there.  So where was my first destination in the lava world?

7-11.

Me and somebody were stocking up there.  I bought a pack of Doritos Loaded, a couple of other things I forget, and a back of Twix I planned to use as fishing bait.  I was taking so long to pick what I wanted that the guy at the counter just told me to leave with what I have.

Then we went to the cyber world.  It was this futuristic city that had so much technology that there was just pools of radiation on the ground that we had to avoid.  We had to go somewhere else, then we ended up in this closet full of wires.  I was just like “Nope, we’re gonna get electrocuted.”  Then I woke up.

Apple juice really does make dreams more vivid and I’m sure it’s not just the placebo effect.