Anonymous asked:

I meant before the post-game. Any ideas for Physical attackers I can use before Tyranitar?

If you can trade, Machamp.  If not, there’s really not much else because gen 2 tries to go out of its way to make sure you’ll be teaching good Fighting or Rock moves to as little Pokémon as possible.  You could go with Primeape or Heracross, but unfortunately, you’re pretty much screwed when it comes to Fighting moves on Heracross.  I’m not too sure, gen 2 is my worst gen when it comes to building a team.

Anonymous asked:

Last member for a Crystal team? Current team idea is Typhlosion, Gengar, Alakazam, Raikou, Suicune

Something with physical power.  Tyranitar might be good if you’re willing to wait that long.  I honestly wouldn’t even use Raikou since Gengar can do it’s electricity job plus more.

The one thing that pisses me off about Taco Bell is their Fire Sauce.  Seriously, that shit is NOT fucking hot in slightest.  Pepper jack cheese of all things puts it to shame, yet they have the nerve to call it “Fire”?  I have a better name for it.  Warm Sunny Day Sauce.  That accurately describes how “hot” it is.

Also, if you use the Hot Sauce or, god forbid, Mild Sauce, you’re a filthy casual and probably got shoved into the locker every day in high school.